August 2007
45 posts
July 2007
67 posts
Color Guide to Staying Healthy and Eating Right →
I’m so piss poor at eating properly, it will make my heart glad if you all will read this article and eat properly yourselves. (via colourlovers)
That Dropped Doughnut: How Soon, and How Often,... →
An analysis of the five-second rule’s intricacies.
Top 69 Worst Porn Movie Names →
For some stupid reason, I laughed hardest at number 48.
Poodwaddle World Clock →
This thing is kind of mesmerizing, if you ask me (which you didn’t, but still). The population counter is a little scary.
Stashmedia TV →
I don’t speak Swedish, so I don’t know what they’re saying here, but this ad is pretty damn good.
If We Don't Call Them Names, the Terrorists Win →
I sort of like this idea because I think anything that causes people to swear more often is all to the good.
I’m off on vacation to Montreal until Monday. A bientot!
Beijing Steamed Buns Include Cardboard →
[insert clever joke about similarity to American fast food]
Bee Not Afraid: Why the disappearance of the... →
More on the honeybees. I sure hope she’s right. (via Slate)
US Publisher Turns away from Cartoon Nudity →
Once again, American Civilization is saved from the horror of the penis. Oh, the humanity.
Members of the Christian right make asses of... →
Yeah, I know, what a shock. The article has a link to the video, among other things.
How to Make a Yarn Doll →
Is it my imagination, or does this doll look like no fun at all? I mean, it’s a bunch of yarn in a vaguely person-like form.
Organize Magazine →
A magazine all about organizing your stuff? I laughed, until I turned around and looked at my bedroom.
WatchAbsurdist snippets from Scott Bateman. My favorite is “When I die, I want to people to remember me for the fact that my favorite character from Star Wars is that fish-head admiral dude.” (via Salon.com)
WorldNetDaily: Robo-toilets proposed to stop 'gay'... →
To come up with this proposal, Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle has probably spent an awful lot of time thinking about the various ways gay men have sex in public, and the times they have it, and the places they go to have it. Huh, I wonder why?
New analysis counters claims that solar activity... →
Now could Camille Paglia shut the fuck up, please? Thank you. (via The Guardian)
Former Bush surgeon general says he was muzzled →
The first U.S. surgeon general appointed by President George W. Bush accused the administration on Tuesday of political interference and muzzling him on key issues like embryonic stem cell research.
On June 24, there was an article in the New York Times setting forth an argument on who was to blame for the Dodgers’ departure from New York in 1957. On July 1, there was a letter responding to the article. Today, there was a letter responding to the letter responding to the article. Guys. The Dodgers left New York City 50 years ago. Can you FUCKING GET OVER IT ALREADY? I mean, have you...
Hives among us →
More about honey bees. (via salon)
How to Chill a Hot Beer or Soda in 3 Minutes →
I’ll do it with Diet Coke instead of beer, but whatever. (via dumblittleman)
The Doors, and Why Anyone Still Listens to Them
Me: Can someone explain to me why anyone still listens to The Doors? They sucked when they first recorded, and they suck now, and they always will suck.
Ron: They still listen because Jim never got around to being 50 years old and performing "Touch Me" in Vegas.
New Songs Are for the Birds: Sparrows Don't Dig... →
Hey, all you radio programmers — this may give you a hint that you can stop playing the same 30 classic rock songs in heavy rotation now.