stfuparents:

Earlier in the week I posted a link to Lemondrop, who reported on a terrifying and controversial breastfeeding doll. And now, I give you the above video.

For all you non-baby-liking-or-holding readers, Julieanne is your gal. Simply record this speech, put it on your iPod, and whip it out whenever a friend asks if you want to hold their baby. Should work like a charm.

This video has been approved by STFU, Parents.

Julianne is my new hero.