Epater Le Bébé! →
It’s articles like this make me want to tell people that I once had a baby, but you know, unfortunately, I leaned over the crib one night while my crack pipe was still lit and oops! there went baby, up in smoke!
My paradise is frothy, so bring on the champagne and caviar.
It’s articles like this make me want to tell people that I once had a baby, but you know, unfortunately, I leaned over the crib one night while my crack pipe was still lit and oops! there went baby, up in smoke!