Well, lessee, the total dollar value of all of the FTE consumed just today on Parisite Hilton’s banal little saga would probably suffice to feed every starving child in Somalia for a year, So, yeah, that might be a value-adding proposition.
— Letter from one BobbyG on Salon.com, responding to the inane rhetorical question from another reader, “Are you attempting to goad [Paris Hilton] into committing suicide?”