“Inspa World, a five-story 60,000-square-foot funhouse, bills itself as a ‘spa and water park.’ But that doesn’t quite capture it. At a mere $30 to get in, and kids scrambling around, it’s no Canyon Ranch. And without water slides or wave machines, it’s no Typhoon Lagoon, either. The closest relative may be the ‘mustard-off pools’ in Dr. Seuss’s ‘Happy Birthday to You!’
Call it an aquarium for humans. You end up feeling like someone’s well-fed goldfish, darting around in the bubbles, wondering what is behind the next gilded rock.”
Jessica and I are so going here. (It’s in Queens!) Who’s with us?
