It is my belief that summer in the Hamptons is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the world. Summer weekends in the Hamptons is the vortex of the douchebag universe. The Hamptons is to douchebags the way that Mecca is to Muslims. It’s the point where the two most prominent mutations of douchebaggery, guido and preppy douchebags, come together and form one big, colassal, unrelenting parade of douche.
— Via The Cajun Boy, remarking last year on a certain kind of New Yorker’s summer habitat of choice. The time is near. (via fek) (via soupsoup)
