Laura and Ron watch an ad about some show where a baseball player helps restore Shoeless Joe Jackson's house:
- Ron: Oh, yeah, you're so great -- you saved Shoeless Joe Jackson's house. You really want to do Shoeless Joe a favor? Get him in the Hall of Fame.
- Me: So, why did they call him Shoeless Joe, anyway?
- Ron: Um. Probably because he didn't wear shoes at some point.
