Frothy Paradise

1.  Male supervisor/partner-type person complimenting a female co-worker’s
scarf or other article of clothing and then clapping his hand over his
mouth in mock horror and saying, “Whoops! I guess that had better go down
in your Title VII notebook!”

2.  Seeing A sitting at B’s desk to fix the computer or something and
saying to A, “Why, B! How you’ve changed! You’ve gotten older/grown your
hair/gotten taller/etc.!”

3.  Supervisor/partner-type person introducing his secretary to
someone and saying, “This is Jane. I work for her.”

4.  A Xeroxed sign in one’s cubicle, purporting to place limits on
deadlines, such as a drawing of people rolling around laughing
with the line, “You want it when!?!” or a sign saying, “Poor planning on
your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”

5.  Rearranging action figures in someone’s office so that the figures
appear to be interacting with one another, preferably in a vulgar way,
e.g., placing Neo figure prone on top of Trinity figure.