The Star Wars Holiday Special - Vanity Fair article →
This article is fantastic. But no, Dad, once a year is enough.
The above statement is wrong. The article is not fantastic. It is the best article EVER. Sample quotation from Bruce Vilanch:
“I said: ‘You’ve chosen to build a story around these characters who don’t speak. The only sound they make is like fat people having an orgasm,’” the 250-plus-pound Vilanch recalls. “In fact, I told Lucas he could just leave a tape recorder in my bedroom and I’d be happy to do all the looping and Foley work for him.”
