Frothy Paradise

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foureleven:

life:

So it’s your first trip to the Big Apple, but you’re a little antsy because of the reputation Gothamites have for being, well, unforgiving, and would like to learn how to blend in. Have no fear. Peruse these, some of the most common mistakes tourists make in New York City, and you’ll never again stick out like a hot buttered corn cob in the middle of an Iowa December. (By the way, never say that in New York.)

How New Yorkers Can Spot a Tourist

“You Get Lunch at Some Place That Boasts of ‘Real New York-Style’ Pizza. If some pizzeria is bragging about how it offers up a “real New York slice,” guess what: It doesn’t.”

This should be #1.

loved this :)

The first comment on this article is right: the “rude New Yorker” thing is a myth, although we’re far more polite to visitors than we are to each other.